Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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