Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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