isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
