I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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