I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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