Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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