The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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