i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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