I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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