Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have already put on my inside pants.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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