Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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