I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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