My room smells like vodka and shame
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
being pregnant is like rehab
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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