READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
