Taylor Swift is so right about you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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