I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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