Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
