So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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