youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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