You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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