...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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