i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The feeling are messing with the penis
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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