dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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