This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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