Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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