the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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