what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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