Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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