No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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