Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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