She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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