What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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