Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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