In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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