Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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