oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We have so much sex to catch up on
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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