What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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