That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
BRING THE BAGELS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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