Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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