O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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