After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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