I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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