god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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