sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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