Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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