id be glad to
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
