would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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