Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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