this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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