The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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