thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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