OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My bed is full of blood and feathers
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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